An Open Letter to a Modern World


My my my! Exactly five years ago today, The Social Villains Alliance proudly planted its flag firmly into the collective consciousness at our home base in Seattle, WA.

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren G. is on the streets, trying to consume Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk. Just rollin’ in my ride, chillin all alone.

Just hit the eatside of the L.B.C. On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G. Seen a car full of skirts ain’t no need to tweak. All you skirts know what’s up with 213. So I hooks a left on the 21 to Lewis Some brothas shootin dice so I said “let’s do this.”

I jumped out the ride, and said”what’s up?” Some brothas pulled some gats so I said “I’m stuck.” Since these girls peepin me I’ma glide and swerve. These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb. Gonna think of better things than some horny tricks I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

I’m gettin jacked, I’m breakin myself I can’t believe they’re taking Warren’s wealth They took my rings, they took my rolex I looked at the brothas and said “damn, what’s next?”

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